I DIDN’T HAVE A THREESOME WITH AN AMAZON WOMAN AND A MIDGET!!!!!

I DIDN’T HAVE A THREESOME WITH AN AMAZON WOMAN AND A MIDGET!!!!!
By Dorian Hanks

(Reference "Da Crew" story for names below)

Fathertime - "Yeah? . . . well you had a threesome with a giant Canadian woman and a midget referee!"

Me - "Fuck you! I did not!"
Dr. Scalpel - "Bwahahahaha!! Yeah you did"
Pinky - "Tell me it wasn't HALF bad. Ahahahaha"
Me - "Fuck you guys"

The above exact conversation happens about once a month and has for about 3 years. You see back then the WC crew and myself were putting on hybrid punk rock/pro wrestling shows at a venue a friend of ours owned. Dr. Scalpel and his mentor provided the wrestling talent and El Technico booked the bands. Well for this specific show the Dr. had managed to book some Canadian wrestlers and a midget referee. El Technico used this show to get this Canadian chick he met online to come down and party with us. This was also around the time Technico had decided to corrupt my young life or as he called it bringing me up to my "full potential". The Friday the Canadian Destroyer (CD) arrived was quite interesting and will be a story in the future. The show was the following Saturday and throughout the show I noticed CD kept giving me a smile here and there. After the show Technico was nowhere to be found and CD was looking for him. I had given both of them a ride there and I had no idea where the fucker was. Fuck you Technico. Well it got to the point where she was just ready to leave, and that's when Dastardly Dan the very drunk midget referee waddled/stumbled over to us and slurred "CD how you gettin to the mo? I need a ride". I being the good (and horny) guy I am had offered CD a ride so now I was stuck giving Dan a ride as well. Fuck you Technico. The drive to the motel consisted of CD rubbing my cock and Dan yelling nonsense out the window while slipping in and out of consciousness! We get to the motel and now Dan wants to keep partying . . . with us . . . in her room. Fuck you Technico. Luckily CD was having none of that and carted him to his room that was next to hers. Last thing I heard Dan say was "awe at least let me watch". Fuck you Technico. The rest of the night was drunken debauchery at its best including CD looking me straight in the eye and saying "My pussy's getting too sore. Just put it in my ass." Thank you Technico. Well after telling the crew the next day about it they all came to the conclusion that I was lying about Dan not joining us and had indeed had a threesome. Fuck you Technico. To this day the fuckers still give me shit.

Dorian Hanks . . . I hate midgets . . .